i have less experience with cigarettes because ive pretty much stuck to the same kind for my entire smoking career but i feel like im pretty well versed in beers.

i like pilsners best with lagers close behind. i like stouts and ales too but they're not my top choice. i think anyone who willingly drinks ipas should be chopped into chunks and stewed. therefore my top five go as follows;

5. heineken. its decent in a pinch, my favourite "budget beer" i think.

4. sapporo. smooth and tasty, but has a bit of a thick feel to me that tends to leave me feeling bloated. still nice though.

3. stella artois. cant really go wrong with it, it's good when theres nothing else available but not typically my first pick.

2. asahi super dry. fucking crisp and delicious i could drink this shit like water if it wouldnt kill me.

1. local brew from toronto called steam whistle. literally like if an angel pissed into a cup and let you drink it. nectar from the heavens. good lord my mouth is watering thinking about it. fuck i love beer.

for cigarettes i started with pal mal smooths because theyre cheap and i like that they taste kinda minty but they're weaksauce. ive had both american spirits and american spirit bolds (light blue in the states) because thats what towa smokes in slow damage and i wanted to try them. ironically the ones he smokes (american spirit bolds) ended up being my favourite and is what i usually smoke. otherwise i just kinda bum whatever off of people. i dont think ive had a bad cigarette yet. theyre all bullshit you put in your lungs.